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Đạo học làm việc lớn là ở chỗ làm rạng tỏ cái đức sáng của mình, thương yêu người dân, đạt tới chỗ chí thiện. Đại học chi đạo, tại Minh Minh Đức, tại Tân Dân, tại chỉ ư Chí Thiện. 大學之道,在明明德,在親民,在止於至善。












Chủ Nhật, 26 tháng 1, 2014

Beauties with brains




Shiva Lingam in India Temple

A Male's most important Organ supposedly as described by some of the most beautiful women of the  world at the Miss Universe Contest…   



Question:  Ms India, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?

Ms India: Well, I can say that Male Organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India:  Because they work day and night...

   

   

   

Question:  Ms Singapore, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say the Male Organs in Singapore are very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Singapore:  Because they always want to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over...

   

    
Question:  Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?

Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton Cars.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Malaysia:  Because they look tough but are actually very soft...

   

    

Question:  Ms Kuwait, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?

Ms Kuwait: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Kuwait are like thieves.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Kuwait:  Because they like to enter through the back door...

   

    

Question:  Ms Philippines, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?

Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are like gossips or rumours.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines:  Because they pass from mouth to mouth...

   

    

Question:  Ms Spain, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?

Ms Spain: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are like our very own Fighting Bulls or Toros.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Spain:  Because they charge in every time they see an opening...

   

    

Question:  Ms America, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?

Ms America: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are like gentlemen.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms America:  Because they stand up every time they see a woman…

  






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