Gates and Jobs

Bill Gates: "So, how's heaven, Steve?"

Steve Jobs: "Great ! It just doesn't have any wall or fence."
Bill Gates: "So...?"

Steve Jobs: "So, we don't need any Windows and Gates. I'm sorry, Bill, I
didn't mean to offend you."

Bill Gates: "It's ok Steve, but I heard a rumor."

Steve Jobs: "Oh, what rumor?"

Bill Gates: "That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there, and there are no
Jobs in heaven."

Steve Jobs : "Oh no, definitely there are, but only no-pay Jobs. Therefore
definitely no Bill in heaven as everything will be provided free...."