Chủ Nhật, 26 tháng 1, 2014

Beauties with brains




Shiva Lingam in India Temple

A Male's most important Organ supposedly as described by some of the most beautiful women of the  world at the Miss Universe Contest…   



Question:  Ms India, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?

Ms India: Well, I can say that Male Organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India:  Because they work day and night...

   

   

   

Question:  Ms Singapore, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say the Male Organs in Singapore are very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Singapore:  Because they always want to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over...

   

    
Question:  Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?

Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton Cars.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Malaysia:  Because they look tough but are actually very soft...

   

    

Question:  Ms Kuwait, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?

Ms Kuwait: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Kuwait are like thieves.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Kuwait:  Because they like to enter through the back door...

   

    

Question:  Ms Philippines, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?

Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are like gossips or rumours.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines:  Because they pass from mouth to mouth...

   

    

Question:  Ms Spain, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?

Ms Spain: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are like our very own Fighting Bulls or Toros.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Spain:  Because they charge in every time they see an opening...

   

    

Question:  Ms America, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?

Ms America: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are like gentlemen.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms America:  Because they stand up every time they see a woman…

  






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